10 Signs Your Spouse is Below Average Looking

Have you ever looked over at your spouse when they are sleeping and thought- I could do better? Have you ever had the urge to run when you see your spouse coming? Are you embarrassed to introduce your spouse to your friends? If so, your spouse may be below average looking. Here are ten more signs that your spouse is unattractive:

  1. They have to sneak up on the mirror.
  2. You don’t have to worry about birth control… their face will do just fine.
  3. When they were born the doctor took one look at them and slapped their parents.
  4. Your pet name for them is Scooby-Doo.
  5. You call them Moses because every time they step in the shower, the water parts.
  6. Police take one look at your spouse and let you park in handicapped spaces.
  7. You put a picture of them in the car window as an anti-theft device.
  8. They go to a haunted house and come out with an application.
  9. You tell them to take out the trash and they move out of your house.
  10. If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

So there you go. Ten hints that your spouse may be homely. But don’t worry; you probably married them for a good reason. Their brains? Their money? Well, whatever it was, just remind yourself of it every time you have the urge to cover your eyes. Keep a stiff upper lip!

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